Grainy webcam photos of me are the best photos of me.
(Source: youjustinspiredme, via c-uriosity)
(Source: 17stay-strong17)
(via causethisisthelife)
So just now I was sitting on the floor and then I stood up and went to walk but my foot was asleep so I twisted my ankle and fell over and now I’m lying on the floor wondering if things like this ever happen to other people.
Kid: *coughs into his dirt-covered hands*
Me thinking: Note to self - do not let that kid touch you.
Me thinking: Revised note to self - do not let anyone touch you.
Me thinking: Reply from self - that's already a rule.
Me thinking: *conclusion of internal dialogue*
Me thinking: Note to self - do not let that kid touch you.
Me thinking: Revised note to self - do not let anyone touch you.
Me thinking: Reply from self - that's already a rule.
Me thinking: *conclusion of internal dialogue*
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